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wanwandrew
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Aleister Fawkes @wanwandrew

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My girlfriend. (Serious Shit)

Posted by wanwandrew - April 11th, 2012


Okay, so this is obviously a serious issue. Today, I was talking to my girlfriend, and I jokingly told her to go make me a sandwich. Well she said no... So I commanded her to go make me one, and she still said no. She said she would do anything I wanted but make me a sandwich. I asked her, "What about sex? :3". She said sure.. ALL I WANTED WAS THE DAMN SANDWICH!! Dx

tl;dr: My girlfriend will do anything but make me sandwiches.. Sadness.


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Sex and Sanvich don't mix well together.

Sandwich-phobia

That is a serious problem? Really?

Oh man.. It's a hella serious! o.o It's equal to world hunger and AIDS/human trafficking plus 3. D:

What if you asked her to make a sex sandwich?

You have to think inside the chimney sometimes, bro.

:o That is totally true. I'll be sure to ask her that!

Edit: She said no. She also added that that isn't even technically a sandwich. :(